How I Fell In Love

Once upon a time in my not-so-perfect but weird and happy life, i was alone...with myself, for myself, by myself..just minding my own business...living like say na just me...and eating eba in the garden...when i heard my name, "Victory!, Victory!!", i looked around and then up, and i saw...CUPID. (yes, that aproko that likes doing work that nobody sends him). He looked at me eyeball to eyeball and said:
 "it is time to get struck with the arrow of love!!!" (his little voice reverberating).
"Never!!!", i cried as i ran. I am quite a good runner and so i really ran...faster than Usain BOlt. He brought out an arrow and shot at me,  but he missed. He shot again, but i dodged. And i kept running..and running until he was out of sight. I still kept running.



I ran until it was dark...and i came to a pit. The pit was deep...very deep...and dark inside. I could not have seen anything if it were not for a lamp at the bottom...a reading lamp...on a table...adjacent to a seat...on which a lady was sitting. She was young and fair and she was studying. I could see a lot of books around - big and small, different colors...a wide variety. This magnificent lady was studying seriously...and sipping Hollandia. She was also putting on a white coat (like the type that Health Workers put on at work). And while i was observing and wondering and thinking to myself if i should JUMP AND PASS or CLIMB DOWN, CUPID came out from behind me and shot me...yes, the bastard struck...on my butt...precisely on the V spot.

"Ah!!!", i yelled as i fell into the pit. the young lady heard my cry and looked up at me...(she had the most charming eyes ever, they were so charming that i almost forgot that i was falling).
I expected her to do something, catch me maybe, i thought she would catch me, i hoped she would...the only thought in my head then was that she would catch me...or at least put a foam for me to land safely..as i fell, i called out yelling,,
"faiiiiiinnnn girl, catch me!!!, i am falling for you!!!"

To my greatest disappointment, she moved from the spot...and watched me...she did not at least put that foam for me to fall on, she just watched...as i fell.
Before i hit the rock bottom. I wondered why she did what she did. I tried to find a reasonable explanation.

Could it be that i was not good enough for her to catch me? OR
She was scared she'd get hurt while trying to catch me? OR
She thought i would distract her from reading her plenty plenty books? OR
She didn't think she was strong enough.

I do not know why, but what i do know is: she made a choice not to. And so i fell...and hit the ground...and broke my head...and went into depressive shock...and woke up in the hospital on my bed.



THE END!!!

***OKAY, wait...this is not the End, it is actually just the beginning.