Thursday, 30 April 2015

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

My Statement To The 'god of death': A Short but True Story

In the GAME OF THRONES series, Season 1 Episode 6, the following conversation transpired between two (of my favorite) characters: Syrio Forel and Arya Stark.

Sunday, 26 April 2015

#AfricanParents: I Impregnanted Dangote's Daughter




Victory 'I've not even met her o' Anosike.

Friday, 24 April 2015

Monday, 20 April 2015

Friday, 17 April 2015

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

#365DaysOn And The #ChibokGirls Are Still Not Found

It is 365 days since over 200 Nigerian School Girls were abducted from theFederalGovernment College, Chibok in Borno State. Innocent Girls whose only crime was getting education...and no one...still no one at all can (at the moment) give account of the actual state ofnthese girls...an account that holds water at least.

Friday, 10 April 2015

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Monday, 6 April 2015

Sunday, 5 April 2015

How To Be Active On Twitter... Even If You Are Dead

NOTICE>>>>
This post is not aimed at encouraging you to spend your whole life tweeting - unless it is a lifetime career and you gonna get paid...big big money for it.

Saturday, 4 April 2015

Thursday, 2 April 2015

How I Fell In Love

Once upon a time in my not-so-perfect but weird and happy life, i was alone...with myself, for myself, by myself..just minding my own business...living like say na just me...and eating eba in the garden...when i heard my name, "Victory!, Victory!!", i looked around and then up, and i saw...CUPID. (yes, that aproko that likes doing work that nobody sends him). He looked at me eyeball to eyeball and said:
 "it is time to get struck with the arrow of love!!!" (his little voice reverberating).
"Never!!!", i cried as i ran. I am quite a good runner and so i really ran...faster than Usain BOlt. He brought out an arrow and shot at me,  but he missed. He shot again, but i dodged. And i kept running..and running until he was out of sight. I still kept running.