LOVE is
the hottest topic in town, and everybody seems to know a thing or two about it.
But because I like you my reader, I will share some of my own knowledge with
you.
The following tips are important for those who intend to remain in love
with those they fall in love with.
TEACH HIM/HER: Humans
are the most complicated creatures I have come across, and we are all
different. Even twins could be alarmingly dissimilar. So it is important that
you let your loved one know you. This may involve direct or indirect means, but
the most important thing is making them know you.
UNDERSTAND HIM/HER: Sequel to the first tip, you also have to
understand your partner. Take note that I didn’t say you should know them. I
said you should understand them. This means you
should not just know that she would get angry if you don’t call back, but it
means you should know that she will be angry with the cab driver that gave her
bad money, and you should also know why she hates bad money………you know what, I am not your dictionary. Go and
find out what it means to understand.
INTRODUCE HIM/HER PROPERLY: the emphasis here is on ‘properly’. Don’t go
around introducing him/her as my friend. Even the words ‘best
friend’ will not do. You have to clarify what level your relationship is. That
is, boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancé/fiancée, husband/wife. The reason behind this
is to prevent any misunderstanding…and increase your chances of living long.
Imagine what would happen if the person you think is your fiancée/fiancé only
looks upon you as there FINANCER. To avoid the unthinkable, you better think
and act right.
SPOIL HIM/HER: For
the continuity of the human race, it is very important to spoil your partner.
This is because if you don’t do it, someone else will. Humans are genetically
designed to be spoilt. Who says you can’t get surprise gifts? Who says you
can’t plan dates from your pocket. Who says you can’t cook a nice meal. Get off
your egomaniacal arse and spoil your beloved.
ENDURE HIM/HER: Yes,
you are seeing correctly. I didn’t say ENJOY. I said ENDURE. This is because no
one is perfect. Mr tall handsome and sexy may snore in bed. Miss long legs,
full chest may fart a lot. Whatever their deficiency, as long as they thick
more positive boxes, you may have to endure some shit. Also, given
the fact that you, yourself are full of shit, learn to cut your
lover some slack..
Just before you make plans on how to follow this
tips to the letter, remember it takes two to Tango, and it takes two or more to
Tangle. Therefore, for these tips to work, you and your partner(S) have to
agree and be committed to following these tips. Happy rainy season (weather for
two – or more)
Tze
Ghost has spoken
Ali Tze Ghost
