[REVEALED] How To Easily Become A Member Of The ILLUMINATI, In My Country

I remember the first time I heard about the Illuminati. I was 18 years old…young and stubborn and chilling in my father's house. Being a fan of Kanye West, I had just downloaded his songs from waptrick.com and was listening to them on my mobile…okay it was not officially my mobile phone as my father had not officially decided to make the phone officially mine.

Among all the KW songs that I had listened to on this faithful night, none of them got me singing out to myself like the song RUN THIS TOWN by Jay-z ft. Kanye West and Rihanna. I loved it, the beat, the chorus…I even went as far as downloading the Music video, which to me was dope…but I did not know the lyrics of the whole song wella.

Being a smart, internet geek, I went on to Google in search of the lyrics to this song...so I’ll stop rapping singing nonsense, but in addition to the lyrics that I sought, I got a dim Illumination of the Illuminati. Apparently a certain blogGER had made it his life’s mission to listen to all secular songs and watch all secular videos and then expose the hidden illuminati symbolisms and meanings concealed in them all.

***Did I mention that this was the first time i was hearing about them? Sorry…it was not, I had heard about the Illuminati a few months back…from the movie, TOMB RAIDER. They were an organization of bad guys in the movie…so i took it merely as that, the bad guys group name***

The revelation that i got that night was scary, so scary it was that being a fear fear boy it caused me to delete all the secular songs on my play list...all of them...from Kanye West's to Jay-z's to Lil Wayne's...to Eminem's…even my very own M.I abaga.

***I no won hear say dem say na because of song.

NOTE:

This is not meant to debate about the Illuminati people. I share this story because well, the same song RUN THIS TOWN is jamming as i type this, plus i have this leading in my spirit to reveal to you, my wonderful reader a discovery that i made - The easiest way to join the Illuminati…in my wonderful country...and perhaps it is the same even unto the ends of the earth.

Funny enough, you do not really need to sell your soul, but It is very effective...very very effective.

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO???

BE EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL (in lay man terms, MAKE AM!)...that’s all you have to do!.

Be so SUCCESSFUL that PEOPLE are unable to explain ya success. Be so successful to the point that *they* will have difficulty imagining how you became that successful.

Get the 'she came from nowhere' kind of success?

Aim for the 'how did you do it?' Type of success.

In doing this, people will automatically assume that you used juju OR sold ya soul OR joined Illuminati .. At that point, there will be an apparent irrelevance of the shit you had to pass through to attain that height of success, the struggles, the hustle, the sweat, the disappointments. The only explanation that will make sense is, YOU HAFF JOIN ILLUMINATI.

"Humans tend to fear what they cannot understand and assume what they cannot explain."

- Victory Anosike (2016)

THE END!

Victory ‘DeLluminated’ Anosike.